I want to make a zoo with you.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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