marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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