so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
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