Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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