hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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