hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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