just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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