Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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