There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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