I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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