Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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