Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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