whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Randomize
