How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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