Whod you bang
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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