I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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