fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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