You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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