Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
How drunk are you?
Completed.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
