Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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