Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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