'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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