Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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