i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you told grandpa to call you daddy
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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