Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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