So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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