i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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