i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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