I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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