Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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