I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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