I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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