If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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