You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
