Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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