I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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