Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
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