her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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