all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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