will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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