he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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