My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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