I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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