that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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