I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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