I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize