who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
