we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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