Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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