I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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