If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
