He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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