that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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