Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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